We’re kicking the week off by taking some inspiration from some of our favourite mamas out there who know exactly how to keep it real.
Because who has time to pretend it’s any other way? Here’s to telling the whole truth.
Have a fabulous week, mamas!
1 // Jess Rowe
After coining the hashtag #craphousewife, Jess is our keeping-it-real-mama hero!
2 // Chrissy Teigen
Need we say more…?
3 // Kristin Fisher
We love Kristin for always calling it like it is.
4 // Alex Stedman
Cheers to that, Alex! To all the mamas out there, you – and your amazing bodies – are capable of amazing things.
5 // Sophie Cachia
You gotta roll with the punches. And no-one does that better than Sophie!
6 // Clemmie Hooper
Sometimes in life, it’s the unexpected moments that turn out to be the best.
7 // Rachelle Rowlings
This list just wouldn’t be complete without a dose of mama realness from the one and only, Rachelle.
Sleep has become a dirty word. I’ll stare through windows of random houses & think to myself, I bet they sleep a lot in there 💤 I examine the under eye area of everyone I meet & if I see one crease line on someone’s face I start feeling stabby. I intervened on a conversation between two young girls who were discussing tiredness, they ran away in fear after old dragon lady with unbrushed teeth told them murderosly they have no idea what tired is 🔪 So since I’m managing 33 secs shut eye at night I’ve decided to sleep train Rumer before I get narcolepsy! It was a super bold move to begin while she’s congested because I spend most of my time resettling her by sucking her snot out with a tube 🤢 She’s also almost crawling which means i have to stop letting the dog lick every inch of floor that Roman throws food on, remove all house plants & stop foot shuffling dust balls under furniture when people visit! And it made me think of a time (before 2 kids) to my idea of a tough week – When the cafe butter to vegemite ratio would determine my mood, I’d stress if I’d blended my sun-kissed-glow tinted moisturiser into my indoors from 9-5 complexion accurately & I still thought that ‘weening a baby’ had something to do with toilet training 🤷🏼♀ I want to tell my old weak as shit self that today, by 10.17am I had 10 poo-crusted fingernails from 2 different bum varieties, the dog’s anal gland had leaked on your toddlers beanbag & you tried to stuff an oversized roll into the toaster singeing half your nasal hairs & discolouring the roof! Your toddler is licking everything, eating nothing & keeps telling people about ‘mummy big poo’. On any given day he licks his sister from top to bottom leaving her looking like a glazed nashi pear & smelling like microwaved milk 🧟♀ You didn’t think about this when you were 22 & said no to any events that required a strapless bra, BYO or started post 8.30pm & you definitely didn’t think about this when you used to think exhaustion was walking 3 sets of stares after legs day! Your new tough as bricks (interior), squishy as marshmallow (exterior), exhausted, unwashed self wants to bitch slap you (then take a long nap) 💅🏼
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